Thanks to the Horror Society for hosting me and JURASSIC PREY at Fat Cat Chicago Monday night! Really good Q&A and a lot of fun. I have been there three times, twice as a guest (with this film and SEX MACHINE) and once watching my pal Henrique Couto screen BABYSITTER MASSACRE, and I have always enjoyed the Chicago horror fans, who aren't afraid to yell at the screen when they spot inconsistencies and cheer on murder, which may seem a little out of context to outsiders.
"Not 'Hollywood Independent' - writer John Oak Dalton is the real Real Thing." --Cinema Minima."Very weird and unpopular b-movies and comics."--Blogalicious. "After watching the film I am left to wonder if he had some childhood trauma he is not telling us about."--IMDB user review. "Screenwriter John Oak Dalton wanted to be in Hollywood. Instead, he's in the rustic kitchen above the Germania General Store, stirring a pot of boiling hot dogs." --The Harrisburg Patriot-News.
Thursday, April 27, 2017
Tuesday, April 25, 2017
The City of Big Shoulders (from carrying books)
I went to the Windy City Pulp and Paper Convention in Chicago this weekend and only spent 20 dollars on all of these beauties, including some Ace Doubles, a Harry Whittington MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E., a Robert Sheckley spy novel and some Walter Wager I SPY novels written as "John Tiger." Good times.
Saturday, April 22, 2017
Walk the Dinosaur
This post first appeared, in a slightly different form, in the e-newsletter I WAS BIGFOOT'S SHEMP, which you can subscribe to in the sidebar.
I have been off the grid a bit lately. For one, I have been building a DIY chicken coop, carefully designed by my dad, for the last six weekends, pounding nails until my hands throbbed. Secondly, I just wrapped on a new freelance project.
I had been turning down work for a while--what with moving, and probably the busiest year I've ever had at the day job in a long time, I'd decided I needed to go away for a bit. Sometimes I feel like I have to do like Lestat did in INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE--burrow down into the ground and pop out a long time later as somebody else. But I didn't feel like being gone quite so long.
I have patterned a lot of my e-newsletter on the one I admire from writer Warren Ellis, who comes up with code names for all the projects he is working on under nondisclosure, only revealing them when they become real. So in that spirit I am calling this one TWICE SHY even though I can't tell you the real name anyway because I'm not sure one has stuck. I'm getting to the point of only wanting to do projects that really catch fire for me, and this one did; an opportunity to write a second movie on a topic I like, and a chance to set it in a different time period--in this case, that ancient forgotten era that represents my early teen years.
If all goes well, this one should lens in June, and I was asked if I was interested in visiting the set, which a writer should never take lightly as by and large nobody wants to see you anymore after the screenplay is turned in. So it's flattering, and I think I will try to do so.
I am headed back to Chicago on Monday, April 24 for another Horror Society Trash Movie Night where the lunatics of the Horror Society will be screening my rubber dinosaur epic mockbuster JURASSIC PREY (which I wrote under the title MEATEATERS before it was mockbusted). For better or for worse, this is the screenplay that helped bring me out of a years-long self-imposed exile because I couldn't turn down writing a stop-motion dinosaur movie for my old friend Mark Polonia (that and HAUNTED HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW for director Henrique Couto, because I couldn't turn down writing a movie where the only superfluous word in the title was "on." Speaking of flattered, I was very flattered to be asked back after just screening SEX MACHINE there in December. It was flat cold zero with about a half foot of snow or more last time, so I think we can do better on weather this time--though it's still April in Chicago, so it's a tossup.
I'm a little behind on my secret e-newsletter Book Club, so let me get both February and March out of the way. I can't get John Darnielle's creepy UNIVERSAL HARVESTER out of my mind, a skin-crawling sketch of midwestern life centered around weird footage spliced into VHS rentals at a lonely store in rural Iowa. Next I have to recommend the absolutely bats PIRATE UTOPIA by Bruce Sterling, a post-World War I-era thriller about a little upstart sliver of a country between Yugoslavia and Italy chock full of anarchists and rebels with names like "The Art Witch" and "The Ace of Hearts"--all the more crazy because it is (somewhat) grounded in real events.
Talk to you again soon, thanks for sticking with me.
I have been off the grid a bit lately. For one, I have been building a DIY chicken coop, carefully designed by my dad, for the last six weekends, pounding nails until my hands throbbed. Secondly, I just wrapped on a new freelance project.
I had been turning down work for a while--what with moving, and probably the busiest year I've ever had at the day job in a long time, I'd decided I needed to go away for a bit. Sometimes I feel like I have to do like Lestat did in INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE--burrow down into the ground and pop out a long time later as somebody else. But I didn't feel like being gone quite so long.
I have patterned a lot of my e-newsletter on the one I admire from writer Warren Ellis, who comes up with code names for all the projects he is working on under nondisclosure, only revealing them when they become real. So in that spirit I am calling this one TWICE SHY even though I can't tell you the real name anyway because I'm not sure one has stuck. I'm getting to the point of only wanting to do projects that really catch fire for me, and this one did; an opportunity to write a second movie on a topic I like, and a chance to set it in a different time period--in this case, that ancient forgotten era that represents my early teen years.
If all goes well, this one should lens in June, and I was asked if I was interested in visiting the set, which a writer should never take lightly as by and large nobody wants to see you anymore after the screenplay is turned in. So it's flattering, and I think I will try to do so.
I am headed back to Chicago on Monday, April 24 for another Horror Society Trash Movie Night where the lunatics of the Horror Society will be screening my rubber dinosaur epic mockbuster JURASSIC PREY (which I wrote under the title MEATEATERS before it was mockbusted). For better or for worse, this is the screenplay that helped bring me out of a years-long self-imposed exile because I couldn't turn down writing a stop-motion dinosaur movie for my old friend Mark Polonia (that and HAUNTED HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW for director Henrique Couto, because I couldn't turn down writing a movie where the only superfluous word in the title was "on." Speaking of flattered, I was very flattered to be asked back after just screening SEX MACHINE there in December. It was flat cold zero with about a half foot of snow or more last time, so I think we can do better on weather this time--though it's still April in Chicago, so it's a tossup.
I'm a little behind on my secret e-newsletter Book Club, so let me get both February and March out of the way. I can't get John Darnielle's creepy UNIVERSAL HARVESTER out of my mind, a skin-crawling sketch of midwestern life centered around weird footage spliced into VHS rentals at a lonely store in rural Iowa. Next I have to recommend the absolutely bats PIRATE UTOPIA by Bruce Sterling, a post-World War I-era thriller about a little upstart sliver of a country between Yugoslavia and Italy chock full of anarchists and rebels with names like "The Art Witch" and "The Ace of Hearts"--all the more crazy because it is (somewhat) grounded in real events.
Talk to you again soon, thanks for sticking with me.
Wednesday, April 19, 2017
Captured and Ordered in the Army of Mars
Proud to be asked to return to my old haunt, WCTV, for Red Wolves Read, a live reading event on public access television. I chose selections from THE SIRENS OF TITAN by great Hoosier author Kurt Vonnegut, which is the first book of his I read as a teenager. SLAUGHTERHOUSE-FIVE is one of the great novels of the 20th Century, and BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS is a great melancholy read for an adult, but this one will have a special place in my heart and is a good place to start for new Vonnegut fans.
Sunday, April 09, 2017
On the Book Beat
I have been reading a lot this winter, so my latest Book Beat column (for the Pomp and Circumstantial Evidence magazine, from the Magna Cum Murder Mystery Conference) has plenty to chose from.
Career of Evil by Robert Galbraith
Somebody sent London P.I. Cormoran Strike a severed leg, and he
has several suspects to choose from in the latest thriller from J.K. Rowling
(writing under the Robert Galbraith pseudonym) Career of Evil.
Rowling was outed as Galbraith some time ago, but it's a good
thing that she is still using the name, so an unsuspecting young muggle doesn't
inadvertently wander into this story. It is chock full of adult elements,
including gruesome murders and dismemberment, spousal and child abuse, and
plenty of fighting and gunplay.
But it is Rowling's characters and situations that go beyond the
genre trappings; Strike's troubled childhood with a rock star father, his loyal
assistant Robin on the verge of making a bad-luck marriage, and various family
members and friends are well drawn and interesting.
This is the third in the series, and all are recommended to
mystery fans.
The Girls by Emma Cline
At the end of the 60s, at the end of her parents' marriage, a
teenage girl gradually disconnects from suburbia and falls in with a growingly
dangerous cult in Emma Cline's debut The Girls.
The Girls has elements of literary fiction and elements of
thriller, with the obvious parallel being to the Manson murders. But at
its center Cline's novel is really about a young girl's awakening sexuality,
and her attraction to a magnetic young woman in the cult.
How this relationship slowly, and then quickly, destroys lives
around them is the spine of the story.
This is a solid read for those with any type of fiction
interests and is recommended.
The House Husband by James Patterson and Duane Swierczynski
A cop just a day back from maternity leave stalks a serial killer
who targets families in The House Husband, from James Patterson's Bookshots
line.
Bookshots are thrillers and romances in the beach read style,
but at about one-fifth the size. All are overseen by Patterson with a
co-author, in this instance Duane Swierczynski, whose books and comics I have
been interested in on their own merits.
This story, told in alternating chapters by the cop and the
killer (who seems to lead the mild life of the house husband of the title) hits
all the expected beats, but a twisty ending and a Philadelphia setting add
value.
I enjoyed reading this quickly, as intended.
The Widow by Fiona Barton
A woman gradually begins to suspect that her husband is
responsible for a child's disappearance in The Widow by Fiona Barton.
Barton's novel is at both times a portrait of a marriage and a
psychological thriller, and the story ratchets up the tension by peeling back
the onion through one revelation after the next. Although I saw the
ending coming, it was sufficiently suspenseful throughout.
The Widow benefits from having various chapters told from
alternating points of view, mostly from an ambitious reporter and a dogged
police detective, but also including the mother and the husband.
The Widow tries to land in the same range as The Girl on the
Train and Gone Girl, with pretty good results. For fans of thrillers.
Desperado: A Mile High Noir by Manuel Ramos
A down-on-his-luck guy reluctantly helps an old high school
friend who is getting blackmailed--but when the old friend turns up dead,
things quickly go from bad to worse in Desperado: A Mile High Noir by
Manuel Ramos.
Ramos hits all of the right genre beats, including a
can't-win-for-losing protagonist, but adds interest by setting the story in the
center of Latino culture in a gentrifying Denver.
I would recommend this novel to any noir fans, especially
readers who want to hear from a different voice in the genre.
The Bastards of Pizzofalcone by Maurizio de Giovanni
A group of unwanted cops are sent to staff a precinct on the
verge of closing; but when an affluent woman is murdered, they have a chance to
redeem themselves both personally and professionally in The Bastards of
Pizzofalcone.
This is the first novel in a new Italian crime series from
Maurizio de Giovanni, bringing the lead cop over from his solid thriller The
Crocodile. Lojacono, called "The Chinaman," teams up with a
handful of tarnished heroes on this and several other cases that thread
throughout, as they try to hold various aspects of their personal lives
together.
de Giovanni acknowledges Ed McBain and his "87th
Precinct" books in the writing of this novel, and his nods to the source
material show throughout. Fans of McBain will enjoy this outing, a story
that would fit right into that series but seen through a different cultural
lens.
I thought the mystery was somewhat slight, but the characters
and situations highly interesting, making it a fast read.
Silenced by Kristina Ohlsson
An immigrant killed in a hit and run, a vicar and his wife in a
murder-suicide, and a young woman being terrorized in Bangkok are all tied
together, and it's up to a special squad of Stockholm detectives to figure out
how in Kristina Ohlsson's Silenced.
Ohlsson weaves a tangled plot, even more knotty with the complex
backstories of the team of detectives trying to solve the various cases.
One is pregnant by a married lover, another senses trouble at home, a third is
going through a volcanic divorce which is impacting his work.
Characters you can invest in, and sharp storytelling, make
Silenced a satisfying read, especially for fans of Scandinavian crime stories.
The Believer by Joakim Zander
A woman in New York is a trendspotter for hip companies; back in
Sweden, her younger brother Fadi becomes radicalized and heads to Syria; and in
London, another woman has a laptop stolen after a night of drinking.
How these three storylines connect, and are connected to shadowy
government agencies, is at the center of Swedish thriller The Believer by
Joakim Zander.
This is a big, globe-trotting book ready-made for a movie
adaptation starring Emily Blunt. In the writing world, I would most
closely equate Zander with late-era John LeCarre.
Slices of immigrant life in Sweden adds value to one of those
big conspiracy storylines it never pays to think too hard about.
The Oslo Conspiracy by Asle Skredderberget
A young woman is murdered in Rome, and her younger brother
killed in a schoolyard in Oslo; it is up to an Oslo cop with a Norwegian father
and an Italian mother to stitch the two cases together in The Oslo Conspiracy
from Asle Skredderberget.
I enjoy a lot of Scandinavian mysteries, but I'm not sure I've
ever read one with a protagonist quite like this; typically the main characters
are quite morose with myriad emotional problems, but Milo Cavalli--from a
moneyed family, with plenty of girlfriends and a penchant for
globe-trotting and other fine things--is positively breezy by comparison.
The plotting is a breezier as well, reading a bit more like a
beach thriller with action scenes with backdrops in various cities and a
storyline featuring international business,, crime gangs, and the mysterious
sinking of an Italian ship years ago.
Much lighter than the average Scandinavian thriller, for better
or worse depending on one's tastes; either way quite readable.
Saturday, March 04, 2017
Riding Into the Sunset, I Wish I Could Be
I have been involved in a very active Facebook group featuring pulp fiction and pulp paperbacks of all kinds, and it is the most co-dependent group of addicts I have ever been around--most of them middle-aged guys like myself who like going down deep rabbit holes and finding offbeat stuff. A box of westerns was going through the mail service, and you could take out what you wanted and put in stuff for the next guy. The top row is what I took out, the bottom row what I put in. I blame writing CALAMITY JANE'S REVENGE for my renewed interests in classic western books and movies.
Tuesday, February 28, 2017
Red Wolf Nation
Finished the first IU East women's basketball season in the brand-new Student Events Center. I was PA Announcer for a team that ran the table and went undefeated in the new facility, capping it with winning the River States Conference championship on the home floor. A great group of people to work with. Go Red Wolves!
Saturday, February 18, 2017
Where the Hot Springs Blow
This entry first appeared, in a slightly different form, in my e-newsletter I WAS BIGFOOT'S SHEMP, which you can subscribe to in the sidebar.
I ended up reading 18 books in January, well on my way to reading 50 books this year, my usual goal. I don't know if it was because of hunkering down for the winter, getting ready to go on some sort of creative binge, afraid to watch the news, or all of the above.
But my book club entry for January is Warren Ellis' NORMAL, for a lot of reasons. It was Ellis who gave me the idea to do an email newsletter. He is a long-time comic book writer who has written several challenging genre novels. This one was published in chapters via Kindle and then came out in paper.
He always gives you a lot to think about. This one is about a trend forecaster who starts to lose his mind predicting a bleak future, and ends up in an asylum. After another patient is murdered in a locked-room mystery, he tries to put the pieces back together. Pretty nutty overall.
I have this perverse desire to read gloomy Scandinavian mysteries in the winter; I guess to realize that my life, and my Indiana winter, isn't that bad (If you have already read all THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO books go looking for Jo Nesbo, Arnaludur Indrioason, Helene Tursten, Asa Larsson, for a start).
I thought I would jump on some Scandinavian movies and have by and large found them surprisingly cheery and sometimes outright funny. Some pretty good ones I have seen lately are A MAN CALLED OVE, THE 100 YEAR OLD MAN WHO CLIMBED OUT THE WINDOW AND DISAPPEARED, IN ORDER OF DISAPPEARANCE, FORCE MAJEURE. IN ORDER OF DISAPPEARANCE has Stellan Skarsgard as a snowplow driver, if you really want to think we have it easier here.
We are closer to the end of winter than the beginning, a good thing.
I ended up reading 18 books in January, well on my way to reading 50 books this year, my usual goal. I don't know if it was because of hunkering down for the winter, getting ready to go on some sort of creative binge, afraid to watch the news, or all of the above.
But my book club entry for January is Warren Ellis' NORMAL, for a lot of reasons. It was Ellis who gave me the idea to do an email newsletter. He is a long-time comic book writer who has written several challenging genre novels. This one was published in chapters via Kindle and then came out in paper.
He always gives you a lot to think about. This one is about a trend forecaster who starts to lose his mind predicting a bleak future, and ends up in an asylum. After another patient is murdered in a locked-room mystery, he tries to put the pieces back together. Pretty nutty overall.
I have this perverse desire to read gloomy Scandinavian mysteries in the winter; I guess to realize that my life, and my Indiana winter, isn't that bad (If you have already read all THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO books go looking for Jo Nesbo, Arnaludur Indrioason, Helene Tursten, Asa Larsson, for a start).
I thought I would jump on some Scandinavian movies and have by and large found them surprisingly cheery and sometimes outright funny. Some pretty good ones I have seen lately are A MAN CALLED OVE, THE 100 YEAR OLD MAN WHO CLIMBED OUT THE WINDOW AND DISAPPEARED, IN ORDER OF DISAPPEARANCE, FORCE MAJEURE. IN ORDER OF DISAPPEARANCE has Stellan Skarsgard as a snowplow driver, if you really want to think we have it easier here.
We are closer to the end of winter than the beginning, a good thing.
Tuesday, January 31, 2017
Trying To Relax, Up In The Capsule
This entry first appeared, in a slightly different form, in my e-newsletter I WAS BIGFOOT'S SHEMP which you can subscribe to in the sidebar.
I have been on a crazy reading binge lately, having knocked out a dozen books this month, reading one about every other day or so. Either it's winter, and I'm in burrowing mode, or I am getting ready to have a big chunk of creativity, or maybe both.
I had a crazy fall, and turned down some screenwriting work, but it may be time to get back in the saddle. I have had an idea for a dystopian sci-fi screenplay since last summer, but let's be honest, is this really the right time to write a dystopian story? And whether it is or isn't, I suspect a lot of people are cranking on them right now anyway.
I have been reading a lot of pulp paperbacks again; spaghetti-flavored westerns and hard-boiled mid-century noir and other fast reads. There is something about these authors from this time period, somewhere in that span of time from the 1950s to the 1970s, writing for the spinner racks, many of them borderline alcoholics or chasing other demons, churning out a book a month sometimes under a handful of names, often not their own. I have an affinity for them the way I do following the peculiar rhythms of VHS horror movies, and threadbare spaghetti westerns on broken-down sets, and DIY backyard epics. To be reminded that putting your butt in the seat and working is just as valuable or perhaps more so than being an artistic genius.
Speaking of spaghettis, my homage to those movies, CALAMITY JANE'S REVENGE, is free on Amazon Prime right now, if you still have missed it. I named most of the villains after bad guys played by Klaus Kinski--memorably the guy that gets a match lit off of his face in A FEW DOLLARS MORE, but I love him as "Hot Dead" in I AM SARTANA YOUR ANGEL OF DEATH--if you wondered how much I really love Italian oaters.
I have been on a crazy reading binge lately, having knocked out a dozen books this month, reading one about every other day or so. Either it's winter, and I'm in burrowing mode, or I am getting ready to have a big chunk of creativity, or maybe both.
I had a crazy fall, and turned down some screenwriting work, but it may be time to get back in the saddle. I have had an idea for a dystopian sci-fi screenplay since last summer, but let's be honest, is this really the right time to write a dystopian story? And whether it is or isn't, I suspect a lot of people are cranking on them right now anyway.
I have been reading a lot of pulp paperbacks again; spaghetti-flavored westerns and hard-boiled mid-century noir and other fast reads. There is something about these authors from this time period, somewhere in that span of time from the 1950s to the 1970s, writing for the spinner racks, many of them borderline alcoholics or chasing other demons, churning out a book a month sometimes under a handful of names, often not their own. I have an affinity for them the way I do following the peculiar rhythms of VHS horror movies, and threadbare spaghetti westerns on broken-down sets, and DIY backyard epics. To be reminded that putting your butt in the seat and working is just as valuable or perhaps more so than being an artistic genius.
Speaking of spaghettis, my homage to those movies, CALAMITY JANE'S REVENGE, is free on Amazon Prime right now, if you still have missed it. I named most of the villains after bad guys played by Klaus Kinski--memorably the guy that gets a match lit off of his face in A FEW DOLLARS MORE, but I love him as "Hot Dead" in I AM SARTANA YOUR ANGEL OF DEATH--if you wondered how much I really love Italian oaters.
Sunday, January 01, 2017
Time, Time, Time, See What's Become of Me
Portions of this post first appeared in my e-newsletter I WAS BIGFOOT'S SHEMP. You can subscribe to the right.
Even though it was below zero, and the snow was coming down in the way it only does when it is coming off of Lake Michigan, I had a great time in Chicago with the Horror Society screening SEX MACHINE. We had a small crowd, but all engaged and interested, and the Q&A ranged far and wide. I hope to one day be back screening another movie--we talked about JURASSIC PREY, which is lunatic enough for this crowd.
With Christmas money, I am renewing subscriptions to The New Yorker and The Alantic and plan to renew my Showtime streaming subscription to binge on THE AFFAIR, SHAMELESS, and MASTERS OF SEX over the holidays.
In the meantime, I just wrapped up a pretty good thriller series called SPOTLESS and am cooking along through THE GIRLFRIENDS' GUIDE TO DIVORCE since I made my wife watch SPOTLESS. Even though SPOTLESS is about French crime scene guys living in England, DIVORCE, with its California culture and lifestyle, seems farther away to me, somehow. THE CROWN is quite good, unbelievably soapy and yet by and large true, and THE DETECTORISTS is pretty good but so mild that I sort of can't remember what any of it is about. JONATHAN STRANGE AND MR. NORRELL is good for those with Harry Potter withdrawal and I liked EASY because it was shot in Chicago and I saw a few familiar faces from that community in it, and knew some of the people hanging out behind the scenes.
Obviously it is winter, and the Netflix binge is underway under a cold and dark sky.
Happy New Year, everybody.
Even though it was below zero, and the snow was coming down in the way it only does when it is coming off of Lake Michigan, I had a great time in Chicago with the Horror Society screening SEX MACHINE. We had a small crowd, but all engaged and interested, and the Q&A ranged far and wide. I hope to one day be back screening another movie--we talked about JURASSIC PREY, which is lunatic enough for this crowd.
With Christmas money, I am renewing subscriptions to The New Yorker and The Alantic and plan to renew my Showtime streaming subscription to binge on THE AFFAIR, SHAMELESS, and MASTERS OF SEX over the holidays.
In the meantime, I just wrapped up a pretty good thriller series called SPOTLESS and am cooking along through THE GIRLFRIENDS' GUIDE TO DIVORCE since I made my wife watch SPOTLESS. Even though SPOTLESS is about French crime scene guys living in England, DIVORCE, with its California culture and lifestyle, seems farther away to me, somehow. THE CROWN is quite good, unbelievably soapy and yet by and large true, and THE DETECTORISTS is pretty good but so mild that I sort of can't remember what any of it is about. JONATHAN STRANGE AND MR. NORRELL is good for those with Harry Potter withdrawal and I liked EASY because it was shot in Chicago and I saw a few familiar faces from that community in it, and knew some of the people hanging out behind the scenes.
Obviously it is winter, and the Netflix binge is underway under a cold and dark sky.
Happy New Year, everybody.
Saturday, December 31, 2016
Favorite Reads of 2016
After reading only women authors for a year,
I thought I would embark on reading only authors of color, and authors
in translation, for a year. I thought these back-to-back experiments
would make me a better reader and writer, and I think it was true. I
definitely sought out new voices that I might not have tried otherwise.
And below are my favorites of all that I found.
1. The Three-Body Problem by Liu Cixin
2. The Sympathizer by Viet Thanh Nguyen
3. The Sorcerer of the Wildeeps by Kai Ashante Wilson
4. The Ballad of Black Tom by Victor LaVelle
5. Ninefox Gambit by Yoon Ha Lee
6. The Good Lord Bird by James McBride
7. Reputations by Juan Gabriel Vasquez
8. The White Tiger by Aravind Adiga
1. The Three-Body Problem by Liu Cixin
2. The Sympathizer by Viet Thanh Nguyen
3. The Sorcerer of the Wildeeps by Kai Ashante Wilson
4. The Ballad of Black Tom by Victor LaVelle
5. Ninefox Gambit by Yoon Ha Lee
6. The Good Lord Bird by James McBride
7. Reputations by Juan Gabriel Vasquez
8. The White Tiger by Aravind Adiga
Happy reading!
Saturday, December 03, 2016
With My Head Made of Rock
This blog entry first appeared, in a slightly different form, in my e-newsletter I WAS BIGFOOT'S SHEMP which you can learn more about by subscribing in my sidebar.
As I hoped, SEX MACHINE was confirmed as the top of the double bill during Horror Society's Trash Movie Night I will be hosting in Chicago on December 14. Myself and the organizer, Matt Storc, both hit on the Italian horror movie LADY FRANKENSTEIN as the bottom half of the bill. This has more in common with a Hammer horror film than a traditional Italian horror film but I think people will find it cool--and maybe I will not only get to talk about the movie I co-wrote with Christopher Sharpe some years ago now, but my love for Italian cinema as well.
Even more agreeably, Matt liked my idea of supporting Chicago's Open Books Project as part of the night. I am trying to do what I can to tend my part of the garden.
I will be giving away an autographed copy of SEX MACHINE that night. If you are there, and think the movie sux, at least you have a white elephant for the gift exchange at work. Just don't give it to the HR person.
I'll see what I can do to provide another surprise or two.
For the first time, on the night before Thanksgiving, I went with my daughter and her husband to Feed My Sheep, which prepared meals for those in need in my hometown of Muncie, Indiana. An entire Canadian family was alongside me washing dishes, having stopped on their way to Arkansas for a family Thanksgiving the next day. They just wanted to help, and when I asked for more information, they said, "It's complicated." Yeah, it is.
My Thanksgiving passed peacefully, and I hope yours did too.
November only has one day left, so my book club pick is WHITE TIGER by Aravind Adiga. It is about a lowly driver in India who composes a series of letters to the premier of China about entrepreneuriship, which actually reveals a long line of treacheries, deceit, and murder. Can be read as an intellectual thriller or as a treatise on the class system in India, and works pretty well as both.
Hang in there, all.
As I hoped, SEX MACHINE was confirmed as the top of the double bill during Horror Society's Trash Movie Night I will be hosting in Chicago on December 14. Myself and the organizer, Matt Storc, both hit on the Italian horror movie LADY FRANKENSTEIN as the bottom half of the bill. This has more in common with a Hammer horror film than a traditional Italian horror film but I think people will find it cool--and maybe I will not only get to talk about the movie I co-wrote with Christopher Sharpe some years ago now, but my love for Italian cinema as well.
Even more agreeably, Matt liked my idea of supporting Chicago's Open Books Project as part of the night. I am trying to do what I can to tend my part of the garden.
I will be giving away an autographed copy of SEX MACHINE that night. If you are there, and think the movie sux, at least you have a white elephant for the gift exchange at work. Just don't give it to the HR person.
I'll see what I can do to provide another surprise or two.
For the first time, on the night before Thanksgiving, I went with my daughter and her husband to Feed My Sheep, which prepared meals for those in need in my hometown of Muncie, Indiana. An entire Canadian family was alongside me washing dishes, having stopped on their way to Arkansas for a family Thanksgiving the next day. They just wanted to help, and when I asked for more information, they said, "It's complicated." Yeah, it is.
My Thanksgiving passed peacefully, and I hope yours did too.
November only has one day left, so my book club pick is WHITE TIGER by Aravind Adiga. It is about a lowly driver in India who composes a series of letters to the premier of China about entrepreneuriship, which actually reveals a long line of treacheries, deceit, and murder. Can be read as an intellectual thriller or as a treatise on the class system in India, and works pretty well as both.
Hang in there, all.
Saturday, November 19, 2016
Shake Your Arm, Then Use Your Form
This post first appeared, in a slightly different form, in my e-newsletter I WAS BIGFOOT'S SHEMP which you can subscribe to in the sidebar of this blog.
This weekend I reached my goal of reading 50 books by authors of color, and/or authors in translation, in 2016. Last year, my goal was to read 50 books by women. I thought I would be a better writer and broaden my thinking in general if I took it on. I'd like to think it helped. It's funny, I decided to spend two years listening to other people besides white guys speaking English and perhaps the timing couldn't have been better.
My October offering in my secret book club is Fuminori Nakamura's THE KINGDOM. Nakamura writes inky-black Tokyo noir that is not for all tastes, to say the least, but this tale of a woman working for rival crime gangs who tries to pit them against each other YOJIMBO-style is his most accessible novel to date that I've read; still full of creepy-crawliness.
I confirmed last night that on Wednesday, December 14, I will be screening a movie I wrote, and doing a Q&A, at the Chicago Horror Society (title TBA, but I hope it's SEX MACHINE, or JURASSIC PREY). I was there in July supporting my pal Henrique Couto's screening of BABYSITTER MASSACRE (on a night off from the Blue Whiskey Film Festival) and got to meet a lot of the people involved which led to this very nice invite. I had a memorable night there, in a rowdy crowd of Chicagoans baying for blood and cheering every on-screen murder, a scene which may have been misinterpreted by those outside the horror community's friendly embrace.
Excited about this, and more info to come.
This weekend I reached my goal of reading 50 books by authors of color, and/or authors in translation, in 2016. Last year, my goal was to read 50 books by women. I thought I would be a better writer and broaden my thinking in general if I took it on. I'd like to think it helped. It's funny, I decided to spend two years listening to other people besides white guys speaking English and perhaps the timing couldn't have been better.
My October offering in my secret book club is Fuminori Nakamura's THE KINGDOM. Nakamura writes inky-black Tokyo noir that is not for all tastes, to say the least, but this tale of a woman working for rival crime gangs who tries to pit them against each other YOJIMBO-style is his most accessible novel to date that I've read; still full of creepy-crawliness.
I confirmed last night that on Wednesday, December 14, I will be screening a movie I wrote, and doing a Q&A, at the Chicago Horror Society (title TBA, but I hope it's SEX MACHINE, or JURASSIC PREY). I was there in July supporting my pal Henrique Couto's screening of BABYSITTER MASSACRE (on a night off from the Blue Whiskey Film Festival) and got to meet a lot of the people involved which led to this very nice invite. I had a memorable night there, in a rowdy crowd of Chicagoans baying for blood and cheering every on-screen murder, a scene which may have been misinterpreted by those outside the horror community's friendly embrace.
Excited about this, and more info to come.
Sunday, November 06, 2016
Saturday, November 05, 2016
Postcards from Seattle
My wife went to Seattle for work and had to be busy, which gave me plenty of time to loaf around, drink lots of coffee, and visit some excellent bookstores and comic book stores; a blessing, as the cold and wet is even worse than you see in the movies. Also saw Todd Rundgren at the airport; the college kids my wife was leading around had no idea who he was, but an "old guy." So it goes.
Sunday, October 30, 2016
#Inktober 2016
I took another stab at #inktober this year, drawing a new picture for each day of the month, and didn't get as much drawing done as I wanted, but here are the top three most liked and commented on images I uploaded to Instagram and Facebook. Far and away was my imaginary West Coast Avengers cover, which harkens back to my childhood desire to draw the covers of comic books I wished existed.
Friday, October 28, 2016
She Saw My Silver Spurs, And Said Let's Pass Some Time
This post first appeared, in a slightly different form, in my e-newsletter I WAS BIGFOOT'S SHEMP, which you can subscribe to in the sidebar.
Yesterday a movie I wrote, CALAMITY JANE'S REVENGE, streeted everywhere across America, including Amazon, Best Buy, Family Video, FYE, and anywhere fine DVDs are sold. As I grow older I live in quieter and quieter places, but I still have a tradition of driving around and looking for my movies in the wild. When it happens, like a rare animal sighting, it's a cool feeling.
I checked out the Family Video in Richmond, Indiana, and there it was. I was hopeful, as they also, once upon a time, had JURASSIC PREY and AMITYVILLE DEATH HOUSE.
If you see it anywhere across America, give me a shout.
When I got up this morning, it was at #215 in DVD Western sales on Amazon, charting pretty high for a first day.
If you want to hear the "Secret Soundtrack" for the movie that I composed in my head while writing it, look here.
A faithful newsletter reader suggested I watch more of the Comet channel, which comes to me free over my towering TV aerial in my little country home. Not only do I enjoy watching it, I wish I was programming it myself, as it seems to be sending a lot of deep signals from the collective unconscious of nerds everywhere.
My September entry for my Book Club is AN ASSIMILATED CUBAN'S GUIDE TO QUANTUM SANTERIA by Carlos Hernandez. It is a pretty cool collection of sci-fi and fantasy short stories, including everything from robot pandas to ghosts living in fake teeth and old pianos. The hook as seen in the title is that some element of the stories, and many of the characters, reflect the Cuban experience. But the stories are pretty cool whether that is an element or not. Best of all, the collection convinced me to try Cafe Bustelo, which I now swear by.
Speaking of coffee, I got to spend a few days in Seattle, where it rains all the time just like in THE KILLING, but all the coffee shops and used bookstores take the edge off.
I hope you all are enjoying your fall.
Yesterday a movie I wrote, CALAMITY JANE'S REVENGE, streeted everywhere across America, including Amazon, Best Buy, Family Video, FYE, and anywhere fine DVDs are sold. As I grow older I live in quieter and quieter places, but I still have a tradition of driving around and looking for my movies in the wild. When it happens, like a rare animal sighting, it's a cool feeling.
I checked out the Family Video in Richmond, Indiana, and there it was. I was hopeful, as they also, once upon a time, had JURASSIC PREY and AMITYVILLE DEATH HOUSE.
If you see it anywhere across America, give me a shout.
When I got up this morning, it was at #215 in DVD Western sales on Amazon, charting pretty high for a first day.
If you want to hear the "Secret Soundtrack" for the movie that I composed in my head while writing it, look here.
A faithful newsletter reader suggested I watch more of the Comet channel, which comes to me free over my towering TV aerial in my little country home. Not only do I enjoy watching it, I wish I was programming it myself, as it seems to be sending a lot of deep signals from the collective unconscious of nerds everywhere.
My September entry for my Book Club is AN ASSIMILATED CUBAN'S GUIDE TO QUANTUM SANTERIA by Carlos Hernandez. It is a pretty cool collection of sci-fi and fantasy short stories, including everything from robot pandas to ghosts living in fake teeth and old pianos. The hook as seen in the title is that some element of the stories, and many of the characters, reflect the Cuban experience. But the stories are pretty cool whether that is an element or not. Best of all, the collection convinced me to try Cafe Bustelo, which I now swear by.
Speaking of coffee, I got to spend a few days in Seattle, where it rains all the time just like in THE KILLING, but all the coffee shops and used bookstores take the edge off.
I hope you all are enjoying your fall.
Wednesday, September 28, 2016
#Inktober
In 2014 I tried the #Inktober challenge, posting an Instagram picture of a drawing every day of the month of October (more or less), along with people of actual talent and skill. Nonetheless the mind is drawn towards trying it again, so for your relative pleasure, here are the Top Ten most liked images (in order) from that run (adding Facebook and Instagram together).
Monday, September 19, 2016
From the Brim to the Dregs
This blog post first appeared, in a slightly different form, in my e-newsletter I WAS BIGFOOT'S SHEMP, which you can subscribe to in my sidebar.
My day life is keeping my night life at bay, so I have not had much to report from the screenwriting world. A movie I wrote, ALONE IN THE GHOST HOUSE, is now loose in the world and available on various platforms. It is a "found footage" movie I sometimes forget I worked on because it came together so quickly, and because I wrote more of a long outline for it than a full-formed script. I think it will surprise people because the spine is tighter than a lot of found footage films and when the dominoes start falling it hangs together pretty nicely. But watch it and let me know what you think.
I had my 50th birthday two weeks ago, which I took off from work this year to contemplate my mortality. I went to see SUICIDE SQUAD in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon and was the youngest person at the multiplex and the only one at the screening, a weird feeling. As a guy who owned a signed copy of John Ostrander's SUICIDE SQUAD #1 (that he signed for me at a Muncie Indiana comic book shop in the 80s) I didn't hate the movie like a lot of hardcore fans but didn't like it much either, with my invisible keyboard in my head righting all of the mistakes.
Regrets at 50? One is that I sold that signed SUICIDE SQUAD #1 when I was broke. Otherwise, a lot to think about but more good than bad. Only about two years ago neither of my kids were married, I had no grandkids, I did not live on five acres in the country, and I did not know I had Type II Diabetes and thus was 65 pounds heavier. Adding and subtracting everything, the sum total was all good.
For many years I have used my birthday to think about whether I want to keep screenwriting another year. My brother thinks this is a foolish exercise but I think it is as good a time as any to measure the barometer of my work. A lot of good has happened this year in meeting people and making connections--including a possible appearance at the Chicago Horror Society later this year, after dropping in on Henrique Couto's BABYSITTER MASSACRE screening a month ago--but a lot of projects have bottomed out. I have turned down some work lately, including the sequel to a movie I wrote some years ago, but several other projects I thought were sure things haven't taken off. I got booted off a project not that long ago, which has rarely ever happened (one memorable time I found out when my name disappeared off the IMDB listing) and since then I have had to do a lot more rewrites than I am used to.
I don't think it's about regaining my mojo, it's more about finding the projects that need the mojo I have. I'm about 15 years down the road from my first screenplay sale, have a dozen movies out and have sold more than 30 screenplays (I need to actually stop and count this more carefully) which is a good track record by any standard in the industry. So I can be selective about what I want to do next and in what form that might take.
In the meantime, my August pick for my book club is NINEFOX GAMBIT by Yoon Ha Lee. Basically this is about a soldier tasked with the suicidal mission of re-taking an impenetrable fortress overrrun by heretics--all while psychically linked to the ghost of a genocidal general--but the world-building is so dense and baroque it took me at least thirty or forty pages before I understood a sentence of what was going on. But when I got into its strange rhythms I found it to be a really good military-flavored sci fi novel.
I've fallen into a bit of a show hole for television, but did enjoy FORTITUDE until it kind of unraveled at the end; by and large, about a murder that Stanley Tucci investigates at a very remote Arctic town. Waiting for new seasons to start, IRL and on TV.
Talk again soon.
Sunday, September 04, 2016
Bookends
I always ask for books for my birthday, and also got an Amazon gift card, so I am stocked up for the first winter in my new house. Turning 50 was slightly philosophical but I felt buoyed by these two discoveries in a book I was given and one I bought--a mention of a movie I worked on in Brian Albright's REGIONAL HORROR FILMS 1958-1990 and reviews of two movies I wrote in Jason Coffman's THE UNREPENTANT CINEPHILE. Makes half a century go down easier.
Friday, August 26, 2016
The Soft Parade
So earlier this summer I sold one house, closed on a second house, moved, and then flew to Italy, all in a single week. It is still not long enough ago to be funny, but one cool thing that has happened as a result is the legendary Mooreland Fair is just a short distance down the road--and the Saturday parade leaves out of my side yard.
Later that day and night, the Fair. I've been going for almost 30 years, and these guys are always standing out here singing "Elvira."
A summer tradition, now within walking distance.
Later that day and night, the Fair. I've been going for almost 30 years, and these guys are always standing out here singing "Elvira."
A summer tradition, now within walking distance.
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