"Not 'Hollywood Independent' - writer John Oak Dalton is the real Real Thing." --Cinema Minima."Very weird and unpopular b-movies and comics."--Blogalicious. "After watching the film I am left to wonder if he had some childhood trauma he is not telling us about."--IMDB user review. "Screenwriter John Oak Dalton wanted to be in Hollywood. Instead, he's in the rustic kitchen above the Germania General Store, stirring a pot of boiling hot dogs."
--The Harrisburg Patriot-News.
So while I was goofing off in Italy the roof collapsed on my aged
gardening shed. I thought I would just order one from Lowe's and build
it myself. Shortly thereafter a truck pulled up with a little flat box
that looked like the one I got when I built my daughter a kitchen
playset when she was little. Only this one weighed over 1,000 pounds. 2
hours of inventory in a 50+ page instruction booklet and then almost 25 hours of working through 9 boxes
of nails in 90 degree heat and it's time for a good old-fashioned Amish
shed-raising. If I am still alive after I will post more pictures.