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I try to google my own name every few weeks or so. Sound vain or crazy? That's how I find stuff like this, and would never know about prose like the following:

"Razorteeth" is a very bad movie. And yet…I just couldn't take my eyes off it.

And this text from a blog called, simply and with little pretense, the Dalton Blog:

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Sort of like if Virginia Wolfe and Tom Pynchon had a kid who wrote a blog.

Give me a shout at johnoakdalton@hotmail.com.