This post first appeared in I WAS BIGFOOT'S SHEMP, which you can subscribe to from this blog.
It's been a while, but as one might suspect this is the time of year
where job and family day life eclipses b-movie night life. It's the
holiday season, but the weather is holding, so director Mark Polonia is
still hammering away on the three screenplays I wrote for him all at
once to shoot back to back. THE HORRIBLE ASP is done, SEQUENCE SIX
largely in the can, KRASNIKOV in the batter's box. I like to use code
names like the writer Warren Ellis, even though I am not under
nondisclosure on these, but I wouldn't be surprised if more leaked out
about these, soon. It was a fun exercise to meet the challenge of
writing three screenplays in a breakneck six weeks and I hope people
have as much fun watching them as I did writing them. Although there is
always somebody eager to tell you that you suck.
I called the first one THE HORRIBLE ASP because I was listening to that
REM song, but I gave the other ones specific names that are hints to
what they are about. If anyone can guess why I code-named the other two
SEQUENCE SIX and KRASNIKOV I promise to send you a DVD of each when
they come out.
Since I wrote THE GIRL WITH THE GRINDHOUSE HEART for myself, I had the
rare luxury of going back and doing a rewrite, which I think makes it
better, based on honest feedback I got from a screenwriter friend. It's
best to remember it's not your baby, but you are delivering somebody
else's baby, and to take constructive feedback when you get it. My
favorite was "This is really YOUR script," which I loved, because I
wanted to write something I would like to go see, another luxury.
Whenever I write a screenplay I like to keep a "Secret Soundtrack" in my
head. The actual rights to one of these soundtracks would far exceed
the cost of, let's be honest, probably all of my movies, combined. Here
is the one for THE GIRL WITH THE GRINDHOUSE HEART:
Brand New Key, Melanie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKcpodt0YCU
After the Gold Rush, Neil Young
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e3m_T-NMOs
There’s No Way Out of Here, Unicorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDssNn8PvDU
My World Fell Down, Sagittarius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs-oGEhDP0E
Flagpole Sitta, Harvey Danger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYsMjEeEg4g
Sin City, Beck and Emmylou Harris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm0pym62kuA
Folsom Prison Blues, Everlast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmt6OyRqb8A
Pepper, Butthole Surfers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO8vBVUaKvk
My Little Town, Simon and Garfunkel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__Ro3eGuznI
Who’s That Lady?, The Isley Brothers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1Mvy3E8P2U
Enjoy!
I have a big announcement that I am trying to keep the lid on until the
first of the year, even from my loyal e-newsletter people, but I promise
you will be very close to the first to know.
Until then, enjoy the holiday, and thanks for sticking with me.