Saturday, December 23, 2017

And Over A Village, He Halted His Craft

 This post first appeared in I WAS BIGFOOT'S SHEMP, which you can subscribe to from this blog.

It's been a while, but as one might suspect this is the time of year where job and family day life eclipses b-movie night life.  It's the holiday season, but the weather is holding, so director Mark Polonia is still hammering away on the three screenplays I wrote for him all at once to shoot back to back.  THE HORRIBLE ASP is done, SEQUENCE SIX largely in the can, KRASNIKOV in the batter's box.  I like to use code names like the writer Warren Ellis, even though I am not under nondisclosure on these, but I wouldn't be surprised if more leaked out about these, soon.  It was a fun exercise to meet the challenge of writing three screenplays in a breakneck six weeks and I hope people have as much fun watching them as I did writing them.  Although there is always somebody eager to tell you that you suck.

I called the first one THE HORRIBLE ASP because I was listening to that REM song, but I gave the other ones specific names that are hints to what they are about.  If anyone can guess why I code-named the other two SEQUENCE SIX and KRASNIKOV I promise to send you a DVD of each when they come out.

Since I wrote THE GIRL WITH THE GRINDHOUSE HEART for myself, I had the rare luxury of going back and doing a rewrite, which I think makes it better, based on honest feedback I got from a screenwriter friend.  It's best to remember it's not your baby, but you are delivering somebody else's baby, and to take constructive feedback when you get it.  My favorite was "This is really YOUR script," which I loved, because I wanted to write something I would like to go see, another luxury.

Whenever I write a screenplay I like to keep a "Secret Soundtrack" in my head.  The actual rights to one of these soundtracks would far exceed the cost of, let's be honest, probably all of my movies, combined. Here is the one for THE GIRL WITH THE GRINDHOUSE HEART:

Brand New Key, Melanie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKcpodt0YCU

After the Gold Rush, Neil Young https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e3m_T-NMOs

There’s No Way Out of Here, Unicorn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDssNn8PvDU

My World Fell Down, Sagittarius https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs-oGEhDP0E

Flagpole Sitta, Harvey Danger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYsMjEeEg4g

Sin City, Beck and Emmylou Harris https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm0pym62kuA

Folsom Prison Blues, Everlast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmt6OyRqb8A

Pepper, Butthole Surfers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO8vBVUaKvk

My Little Town, Simon and Garfunkel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__Ro3eGuznI

Who’s That Lady?, The Isley Brothers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1Mvy3E8P2U

Enjoy!

I have a big announcement that I am trying to keep the lid on until the first of the year, even from my loyal e-newsletter people, but I promise you will be very close to the first to know.

Until then, enjoy the holiday, and thanks for sticking with me.

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